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to eat, don’t you?” “Hey, he’s the Jesus. He can do fish.” “And wine! We’ve got plenty of water. It’s kind of brackish and there are bugs in it.” “We need a miracle.” “I have a bible for that. It’s called The Bible for Miracles. It shows you exactly how to make a miracle.” Eventually I start to wonder where the religion of this strange land came from. “Missionaries! You know they planted that thorny shrub because they thought it was indecent we went around all the time without shoes? Can you imagine!” “I tried to learn their language in