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twelve easy lessons. There were audiotapes that asked me to repeat things like, ‘My name is Imelda. What is your name?’ and ‘Where is the bathroom?’” “Did you learn how to say, ‘What is the name of your God?’” “No. But I did learn to say, ‘My God is the only God there is. If you insist on pretending that there is any other God you will be nailed to a wall with red hot iron spikes, your eyeballs scooped out with an ice cream scoop, and probing worms introduced into the open sockets.’” “How many opportunities did you get