Saturday, October 11, 2008

Mormons are bad people

All their marriages should be destroyed!

3 comments:

David Lee Ingersoll said...

Sigh. Not arguing.

This sort of thing is one of the reasons Nizzibet gave up on church a couple of years ago.

Glenn Ingersoll said...

What? No arguments? It's so dead around here!

William Keckler said...

My favorite quote on this in the news (which I believe may have been on a protest sign) was "YOU HAVE THREE WIVES; I'M ONLY ASKING FOR ONE HUSBAND!

My favorite Mormon true story is the one where a master forger and Mormon "discovered" a document which recounted a heretofore unknown vision Joseph Smith had, wherein a giant lizard (I picture the gecko from the Geico commercials) stood and imparted wisdom to him.

Of course the corrupt Church Fathers paid a ridiculous sum to snatch it up and hide it from the public, lest Mormonism be mocked.

So yes, there is indeed room at the top...room for any form of integrity should it ever get there.

My LEAST favorite Mormon story is all the excommunciated Mormons I met in my life, many of whom were suicidal because their own families had turned their backs on them.

I do like when the Mormon gets gay-jiggy in Kushner's play.

My word verification is "vatuball." I swear to God.

That's even better than Ivana Humpalot.